Luminous Spheres from $299.00
In a quest to remove all domestic blemishes from interior spaces Glowjob has created a new Luminous Sphere, a new light cosmetic. Glowjob has a look good, feel-good formula to help treat crap prints and all types of wall diseases plaguing this country. This radiant gorg babe Glowie will give your wall a flawless complexion. So you can breathe a sigh of relief as walls and homes will be restored to domestic bliss.
Just wait there’s more, each Luminous Sphere comes with a special dimmer to deliver the perfect natural glow. Sizzle, sizzle.
Choose one colour for your sphere, or add a variety with a maximum of 6 connections (6 colour changes in one sphere).
Luminous spheres can be purchased in various sizes: Small (35-40cm wide), Medium (50-55cm wide) and Large (65-70cm wide).
Love Triangle $339
TRY-HARDS BEWARE! Behold… Glowjob has created a three-sided beauty, an illuminated mystery busting Bermuda Triangle trifecta. Acute! Equilateral! Isosceles! Try all you want but Glowjob has all the triangles.
Warning: This Glowie can cut some serious shapes.
Light Shaft $249
(Sing) Who’s the radiant line of light that’s a sexy shape in all types of whare? SHAFT.
LIGHT SHAFT. Can ya dig it?
Feel all the seductive light power with Light Shaft the hottest line of light. Like a funky Barry White bassline, this Glowie is a funky-ass line. Each Light Shaft can be made between 80cm-110cm. Oooooo weeeee it’s a hotline!
Need a specific length? Let us know!
Clink Clink Another Drink! $999
Bubbles anyone? Not the chimp, the clinky clink! This Glowie is a keg stand for the eyes - the ultimate accessory for wet lunches, kiwi swills and seasoned bitch diesel drinkers. Glowjob’s got this round of drinks! You can’t drink this Glowie under the table, so let’s raise a glass and cheers for Glowjob. CHEERS MATE!
Size: 90cm tall 73cm wide. Clear acrylic cut to shape around the design.
TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF $1,149.00
Shirt wearers unite! This Glowie is a celebrate of all types of work - a glowing icon for working hard and playing hard. Blue collar? white collar? – we don’t care cause we’ll give you the shirt off our back.
Glowjob has your wardrobe covered and your wall sorted with a custom made shirt you won’t find in any stores. Dress to impress… Denim look? Sure, Tartan? Maybe. We know we have your favourite shirt so you can wear it your way (abs not included). OMG, we love a good makeover!
Size: 72cm tall, 95cm wide. Clear acrylic cut to shape around the design.
Joanie Lamp $1350
No, you’re no seeing double this Joanie Lamp is double trouble, two for one, twinning. This is the ultimate light experience for twinners. Two is better than one. Why? Cause Glowjob said so. Upsize your light combo with a Joanie Lamp in your choice of colours.
Size: 150cm tall, 60cm wide
Clear acrylic backing laser cut to shape around the design
Fleurs $999
This is the new bloom on the block. A visual bouquet of light – gorgeous and beautiful like Georgia O’Keeffe in your whare. Glowjob is here to help you stop and “smell” the flowers, freshly picked for your home so new stuff can grow.
Size: 104cm tall by 64cm wide .
Clear acrylic backboard cut to shape around the design
Monstera $1090
More, moRE, MORE… this Glowie is fertilized with Little Shop of Horrors vibes. A charismatic super plant created in collaboration with Aicha Wijland this gorgeous Glowie Monstera is drama free and will steal the limelight in any room. FEED ME SEYMOUR!
Size: 72cm tall, 63cm wide
BUSINESS CLASS BABY! $750
104cm long!
Baby you’re in business class cause Glowjob just upgraded you. Get ready to light up your runway!
Air traffic control is landing this Glowie in your life so fasten your seatbelt and stow your tray table cause you’re defo going to the mile-high club! Glow for launch!
LED neon flex on clear acrylic laser cut to shape around the design. Choose yo colour-way!
Hanging Plantie $1149
Cutie Patootie! This self care hanging plantie will give you that green finger feeling without the responsibility of actually watering and spritzing anything. Turn it on and watch the joy grow. Glowjob is proud to collaborate with Aicha Wijland to greenwash your world.
Size: 960 x 540
CIGGY BUTT $449
Smoking is so last decade but butts are SO in. This Glowie is a visual ashtray, a glowing demonstration of anatomical adaptability. No, if, when’s or buts, you gotta dress your space up by getting this undressed raw Ciggy Butt.
(Disclaimer: Glowjob supports Ciggy Butts on walls and does not recommend you actually smoke ciggies with your actual bottom – I mean, duh… that’s just cray, cray. But you do you)
Three of Swords $1249
The pen is mightier than the sword… um nah, not if you’re this Braveheart. Freeeeeeeeeeeeedom!
War and Peace ain’t got nothing on this hearts’ dramatic neon equation - all love, all power. Do the math… Heart + 3 swords = <3
Own this hyperbolic Glowie that sparkles in the history books and your hallway.